Bhad Bhabie Turned 18, Immediately Created An OnlyFans Account, And Proceeded To Make $1 Million In Six Hours

The thing about April Fools' Day is that people don't do pranks on the actual day anymore. Michael Strahan set his shit up days ago and did the big reveal today. Which I would argue isn't within the spirit of the day whatsoever. It's April Fools DAY. This isn't the 12 Days of Christmas. There aren't Seven Swans a-Swimmin'. You get one day to play your prank and that's it. You tell me you got your teeth fixed or shaved your iconic unibrow on a random Tuesday in March I'm going to believe you. You come out a few days later and tell me it was a prank, you're a lying asshole. There's no two ways around it. 

The reason I'm harping on April Fools' Day is because the headline of this blog should very much have been an April Fools' Day prank. "Girl made into famous meme for challenging people to fisticuffs on Dr. Phil makes the easiest million dollars of all time" very much reads like a joke. But nope, it appears to be a real thing that happened on the same globe you and I are riding around the Sun.

If my calculations are right she'll be richer than Bezos by June. Good for her.